Friday, January 23, 2004

Lenin Dead From Massive 'Stroke of the People!'

Glorious Lack of Oxygen Distributed Equally Through Brain! Brain Parts Shut Down like Proletarian Workers Laying Down Tools to Paralyze Bourgeois Factory Owner! Cerebral Hemorrhage of Glorious Red Blood Declared 'Heroic Victory for the Communist Vanguard'!

Yup, in case you had any doubt about the matter, the Onion has struck again. Look closely at the whole image, as there are some seriously funny gems scattered about on that page - "Negro Sharecroppers Informed of Nation's Prosperity!"